creepy spider

this thing is huge

This has to be crazy spider season. I woke up this morning, well not exactly this very morning but two mornings ago, (hmm maybe this daily blog thing isn’t for me?) well anyway point is I woke up and this huge effing spider about the size of a small golf ball had made its home right outside my dad’s house.  The spider was right on the edge of the porch with its spider man like creepy web the size of the golden arches. Yeah you know, the ones you see everyday driving to work. Or to “work.” Well anyway it was creepily gong round and round like some crazy hipster on crack spinning his devilish web prancing and dancing and staring with his equally crazy little beady eyes. I took a picture of it too.  So why am I acting like some twelve year old kid at the candy store? I had never seen a spider so big here in Texas ever! But the crazy thing is the next day charlottes web here had a companion right next door. That’s right there was another huge, brown equally awesome spider building its web right next to the first.  I mean this thing is huge and again I emphasize I’m from Texas and the only spiders here are brown recluse. So either there’s REALLY something in the water or I am about to be devoured by giant spiders. OBTW I have started going round the house looking for creepy spiders in giant webs and I have spotted a total of four so far. help!